<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Hirlpoo &#187; Humor</title>
	<atom:link href="http://hirlpoo.com/category/humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://hirlpoo.com</link>
	<description>Writings &#38; Photography of Derek Dysart, some dude you've never heard of.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 05:26:55 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	
		<item>
		<title>Behold the Bacon Log!</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/behold-the-bacon-log_655/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/behold-the-bacon-log_655/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/behold-the-bacon-log_655/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve posted about the Bacon Burger before, but via BadAssMofo&#8217;s forums comes what I would call &#34;The Bacon Cheese Log&#34; Click the picture for the full recipe. No, I don&#8217;t hang out on that site, I saw the link tweeted several times on Twitter this morning.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve posted about the Bacon Burger before, but via <a href="http://forums.badassmofo.com/showthread.php?t=52017">BadAssMofo&#8217;s forums</a> comes what I would call &quot;The Bacon Cheese Log&quot;</p>
<p><a href="http://forums.badassmofo.com/showthread.php?t=52017"><img height="401" alt="image" src="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/BeholdtheBaconLog_A271/image.png" width="453" border="0" /></a>     <br /><small>Click the picture for the full recipe.</small></p>
<p> No, I don&#8217;t hang out on that site, I saw the link tweeted several times on <a href="http://twitter.com/ddysart">Twitter</a> this morning.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/behold-the-bacon-log_655/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Current Financial Crisis</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/the-current-financial-crisis_501/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/the-current-financial-crisis_501/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/the-current-financial-crisis_501/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have to link to this wonderful post by Rachel Hulin on the current financial crisis. It is genius. Spam of the Day. Or Not. [A Photography Blog]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have to link to this wonderful post by Rachel Hulin on the current financial crisis. It is genius.</p>
<p><a href="http://rachelhulin.com/blog/2008/09/spam-of-the-day-or-not.html" target="_blank">Spam of the Day. Or Not.</a> [A Photography Blog]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/the-current-financial-crisis_501/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Shipping Big Things</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/shipping-big-things_423/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/shipping-big-things_423/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/shipping-big-things_423/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our current gas grill is on its last legs. I&#8217;ve rebuilt the inside of it a couple times, but now some of the places where I&#8217;d attached new &#34;grill guts&#34; are so rusted, it&#8217;s time to put it out to pasture. It has lived a good live and provided my family with grilled meat goodness [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our current gas grill is on its last legs. I&#8217;ve rebuilt the inside of it a couple times, but now some of the places where I&#8217;d attached new &quot;grill guts&quot; are so rusted, it&#8217;s time to put it out to pasture. It has lived a good live and provided my family with grilled meat goodness for many years.&#160; Besides, there is a natural gas hookup right on our patio, so we decided in was time to invest in a new grill and ditch the LP tanks. </p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t do a ton of research, I knew I&#8217;d wanted a Weber gas grill for a while now. Everyone I know that has had one doesn&#8217;t even think about how long it has lasted, they just keep on going. We ended up deciding to get the <a href="http://www.weber.com/grills/?glid=3&amp;mid=19" target="_blank">Summit S-650</a>.&#160; It wasn&#8217;t exactly cheap, but it offered a larger cooking surface.&#160; Our last grill was pretty small, which made made grilling for more than say 4-5 hard. It also has a rotisserie built in which we could see using. </p>
<p>No one in town stocked the natural gas version of the grill &#8211; one appliance store had it in a warehouse down in Chicago, but we still were stuck ordering it, so I looked online.&#160; I found it through a company in Pennsylvania call <a href="http://www.racent.biz/" target="_blank">RAC Enterprise</a>.&#160; They got high marks on most of the shopping review sites I checked and they had it in stock with free shipping for several hundred bucks less than anywhere else. Normally I would pay a bit more to shop locally, but in this case, the appliance store was a chain not headquartered here.</p>
<p>Here is where I get to my point.&#160; The grill in its package weighs a little short of 300lbs. You don&#8217;t really ship that via the postal service or UPS.&#160; RAC shipped it via FexEx&#8217;s LTL service (LTL stands for less than truckload).&#160; FedEx is really smart, since the fastest route from Pennsylvania to Milwaukee is evidentially through California:</p>
<p><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="450" alt="image" src="http://hirlpoo.com/images/ShippingBigThings_7828/image.png" width="562" border="0" /> </p>
<p>I wouldn&#8217;t have thought that, but then again, I don&#8217;t work in logistics for a living. The grill was supposed to be delivered last Monday (8/18) but now it is anyone&#8217;s guess. RAC has been helpful, but they can only do so much. My ticket to seared meat perfection is in the hands of some truck driver out there on the interstates. If you&#8217;re out and about somewhere between Wisconsin and California and see a FedEx tractor trailer, let them pass.&#160; They are running late enough as it is and daddy&#8217;s got steaks to cook.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong>&#160; I contacted RAC to see if they had a number for FedEx LTL since there wasn&#8217;t one listed on the tracking page. I also pointed out FedEx&#8217;s choice of route, how they must know a shortcut or something. I didn&#8217;t get a response back from the generics &quot;sales&quot; or &quot;info&quot; address like usual, the president of the company, Rocco Ciavarella Jr, e-mailed me personally and said they are in contact with their account manager at FedEx to find out where exactly my grill is and why it got routed at the main Pennsylvania terminal to California. He also appreciated my humor in the situation. </p>
<p>Either way, I know RAC had nothing to do with it, they put the box on a truck and it&#8217;s up to FedEx to deliver it.&#160; That said, <a href="http://www.racent.biz" target="_blank">RAC Enterprise</a> is a class act.&#160; So many other online stores just say, &quot;contact the shipper&quot; when they might as well say, &quot;it&#8217;s not our fault&quot; or worse &quot;we don&#8217;t care&quot;. Not these guys.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/shipping-big-things_423/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Power Fail-ure</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/power-fail-ure_366/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/power-fail-ure_366/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/power-fail-ure_366/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was checking my electric/gas bill online today and got asked to participate in an online survey about the web site.&#160; Question #25 made me wonder a bit: Think about that one for a second.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was checking my electric/gas bill online today and got asked to participate in an online survey about the web site.&#160; Question #25 made me wonder a bit:</p>
<p><img class="center" height="371" alt="Fail!" src="http://hirlpoo.com/images/PowerFailure_9BDD/image_3.png" width="468" border="0" /> </p>
<p>Think about that one for a second.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/power-fail-ure_366/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Google Maps Street View Windsheild Washing</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/google-maps-street-view-windsheild-washing_308/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/google-maps-street-view-windsheild-washing_308/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 14:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/google-maps-street-view-windsheild-washing_308/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Props to my co-worker for finding this and posting on her Flickr stream: View Larger Map My guess is the dude forgot to shut off the camera equipment while he was getting gas.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Props to my <a href="http://tracyapps.org/" target="_blank">co-worker</a> for finding this and posting on her <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tapps/2490941887/" target="_blank">Flickr stream</a>:</p>
<p> <iframe marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps/sv?cbp=1,334.0676262551796,,0,28.07013697851844&amp;cbll=43.024711,-87.911169&amp;v=1&amp;panoid=aL8WyAsVbnwb6Fjfy6f86g&amp;gl=&amp;hl=" frameborder="0" width="500" scrolling="no" height="300"></iframe>  <br /><small><a id="cbembedlink" style="color: #0000ff; text-align: left" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?cbp=1,334.0676262551796,,0,28.07013697851844&amp;cbll=43.024711,-87.911169&amp;ll=43.024711,-87.911169&amp;layer=c">View Larger Map</a></small>
<p>My guess is the dude forgot to shut off the camera equipment while he was getting gas.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/google-maps-street-view-windsheild-washing_308/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I Can&#8217;t Not Share This</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/i-cant-not-share-this_271/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/i-cant-not-share-this_271/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/i-cant-not-share-this_271/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDg3NjE2/MTc5NDExNg==" width="464" height="392" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/i-cant-not-share-this_271/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>More Mario</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/more-mario_193/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/more-mario_193/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/more-mario_193/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Somehow these never gets old to me. I&#8217;ve never seen an instrument like that &#8211; 11 string bass.&#160; Weird looking, but sounds cool.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somehow these never gets old to me.</p>
<p><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDUwNDYy" width="464" height="392" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve never seen an instrument like that &#8211; 11 string bass.&nbsp; Weird looking, but sounds cool.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/more-mario_193/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Valentines Day Gift Idea</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/valentines-gift-idea_185/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/valentines-gift-idea_185/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/valentines-gift-idea_185/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Are you still searching for a gift idea for your significant other?&#160; According to iRobot, makers of domestic &#8220;robots&#8221; there is still time to give a cleaning robot to your Valentine (click the image to the left to see the email I got)! Give me a break, I don&#8217;t know about anyone else, but I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/ValentinesGiftIdea_D33C/image.png"><img style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px" height="156" alt="image" src="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/ValentinesGiftIdea_D33C/image_thumb.png" width="240" align="left" border="0"></a> Are you still searching for a gift idea for your significant other?&nbsp; According to iRobot, makers of domestic &#8220;robots&#8221; there is still time to give a cleaning robot to your Valentine (click the image to the left to see the email I got)!</p>
<p>Give me a break, I don&#8217;t know about anyone else, but I&#8217;m smart enough not to give my wife a vacuum for Valentines Day.&nbsp; Sure, it vacuums the floor for you, saving her from the toils of domestic labor&#8230; but it&#8217;s still a <em>vacuum</em>. I sure hope they include a blanket and pillow with the purchase because that will come in handy when you&#8217;re sleeping on the couch.</p>
<p>Beside, we already have one, so that idea was out before I got the email.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/valentines-gift-idea_185/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Mike Rowe shot by Jill Greenberg</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/mike-rowe-shot-by-jill-greenberg_167/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/mike-rowe-shot-by-jill-greenberg_167/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/index.php/mike-rowe-shot-by-jill-greenberg_167/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Since I get a fair amount of Mike Rowe traffic from Google, here he is today &#8211; miles away from QVC being photographed by the amazing Jill Greenberg for Fast Company Magazine. Enjoy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since I get a fair amount of Mike Rowe traffic from Google, here he is today &#8211; miles away from QVC being photographed by the amazing Jill Greenberg for Fast Company Magazine. Enjoy.</p>
<p><embed name="flashObj" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" src="http://services.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/769469373" width="486" height="412" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" seamlesstabbing="false" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" flashvars="videoId=1374430986&amp;playerId=769469373&amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://services.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&amp;servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&amp;cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&amp;domain=embed&amp;autoStart=false&amp;" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"></embed></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/mike-rowe-shot-by-jill-greenberg_167/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Drumming to Super Mario</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/drumming-to-super-mario-2_166/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/drumming-to-super-mario-2_166/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/index.php/drumming-to-super-mario-2_166/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;ve posted in the past, I&#8217;m a sucker for stuff people playing songs from video games on analog musical instruments, but here&#8217;s something fresh. Italian drummer, Andrea Varducci plays accompaniment on music from Super Mario. I&#8217;m not a drummer, but that is one huge drum set. The guys has a ton of other videos [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I&#8217;ve posted in the past, I&#8217;m a sucker for stuff people playing songs from video games on analog musical instruments, but here&#8217;s something fresh. Italian drummer, <a href="http://www.andreavadrucci.com/">Andrea Varducci</a> plays accompaniment on music from Super Mario.</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SZqwvjwqwK4&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1" width="425" height="373" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a drummer, but that is one huge drum set. The guys has a ton of other videos up on <a href="http://it.youtube.com/profile?user=vadrum">YouTube</a> if you&#8217;re looking to waste an afternoon.</p>
<p></embed></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/drumming-to-super-mario-2_166/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>More Led Zeppelin Search Fun</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/more-led-zeppelin-search-fun_130/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/more-led-zeppelin-search-fun_130/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 22:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/index.php/more-led-zeppelin-search-fun_130/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you tuned in last time, you found out I&#8217;d never heard of Led Zeppelin.&#160; Evidentially some one got the message since I snagged Mothership from Santa (for the record, I own all the studio releases, but have to say the re-mastering on this release is great).&#160; The other day, I noticed now the US [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fdp%2FB000VLE3GA%2F&amp;tag=hirlpoo-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325"><img style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px" height="115" alt="image" src="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/MoreLedZeppelinSearchFun_E144/image.png" width="115" align="left" border="0"></a> If you tuned in last time, you found out I&#8217;d never heard of Led Zeppelin.&nbsp; Evidentially some one got the message since I snagged <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fdp%2FB000VLE3GA%2F&amp;tag=hirlpoo-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325">Mothership</a><img style="margin: 0px; border-top-style: none! important; border-right-style: none! important; border-left-style: none! important; border-bottom-style: none! important" height="1" alt="" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=hirlpoo-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1" width="1" border="0"> from Santa (for the record, I own all the studio releases, but have to say the re-mastering on this release is great).&nbsp; The other day, I noticed now the US knows I&#8217;ve Never Heard of Led Zeppelin (I&#8217;m #1 for that term on the US Google now). </p>
<p>But today, I found out I rank pretty high for &#8220;led zeppelin digital box set is a complete joke&#8221; since someone showed up here after searching for that&#8230;</p>
<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m confused too.&nbsp; Maybe I should start selling ad space so Led Zeppelin can reach those who&#8217;ve never heard of them and those who might think their box set is a joke.&nbsp; I can see it now!&nbsp; I&#8217;ll need a wheelbarrow to take my cash to the bank!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/more-led-zeppelin-search-fun_130/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Evidentially, I&#8217;ve Never Heard of Led Zeppelin</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/evidentially-ive-never-heard-of-led-zeppelin_128/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/evidentially-ive-never-heard-of-led-zeppelin_128/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Administriva]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/index.php/evidentially-ive-never-heard-of-led-zeppelin_128/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Quick exercise for you, dear reader.&#160; Go to the UK Google: www.google.co.uk Enter, &#34;i&#8217;ve never heard of led zeppelin&#34; and hit &#34;I&#8217;m feeling lucky.&#34;&#160; I&#8217;ll wait for you to get back. Short trip, right?&#160; Like a good narcissistic blogger, I was looking through my referral logs and saw a weird hit from Google UK.&#160; Evidentially [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px" height="140" alt="image" src="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/EvidentiallyIveNeverHeardofLedZeppelin_C940/image.png" width="106" align="left" border="0" /> Quick exercise for you, dear reader.&#160; Go to the UK Google:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.google.co.uk">www.google.co.uk</a></p>
<p>Enter, &quot;i&#8217;ve never heard of led zeppelin&quot; and hit &quot;I&#8217;m feeling lucky.&quot;&#160; I&#8217;ll wait for you to get back.</p>
<p>Short trip, right?&#160; Like a good narcissistic blogger, I was looking through my referral logs and saw a weird hit from Google UK.&#160; Evidentially the Brits don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve heard of Led Zeppelin.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/evidentially-ive-never-heard-of-led-zeppelin_128/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Colossally Clueless</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/colossally-clueless_125/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/colossally-clueless_125/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/index.php/colossally-clueless_125/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two images to show this retailer has no clue: The first was on Gothamist this past weekend: The second was posted on Seth Godin&#8217;s blog yesterday: Judging by the signage, this is the same store which Gothamist says is one of the Balducci&#8217;s.&#160; I&#8217;m not Jewish, but even I know that pork isn&#8217;t exactly going [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two images to show this retailer has no clue:</p>
<p>The first was on <a href="http://gothamist.com/2007/12/03/if_its_time_for.php">Gothamist</a> this past weekend:     <br /><a href="http://gothamist.com/2007/12/03/if_its_time_for.php"><img style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px" height="375" alt="image" src="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/ColossallyClueless_7FF8/image.png" width="500" border="0" /></a> </p>
<p>The second was posted on <a href="http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2007/12/ham-for-channuk.html">Seth Godin&#8217;s blog</a> yesterday:     <br /><a href="http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2007/12/ham-for-channuk.html"><img style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px" height="374" alt="image" src="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/ColossallyClueless_7FF8/image_3.png" width="500" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>Judging by the signage, this is the same store which Gothamist says is one of the <a href="http://www.balduccis.com/">Balducci&#8217;s</a>.&#160; I&#8217;m not Jewish, but even I know that pork isn&#8217;t exactly going to sell very well during Chanukah.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/colossally-clueless_125/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>At Least I&#8217;m Faster the Katie Holmes</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/at-least-im-faster-the-katie-holmes_119/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/at-least-im-faster-the-katie-holmes_119/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fitness/Wellness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hirlpoo.com/index.php/at-least-im-faster-the-katie-holmes_119/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not usually one for the gossip crap that pervades the interwebs, but from Runners World&#8217;s Daily Views blog, the news from the NYC Marathon is Katie Holmes ran it in 5:29.&#xA0; Having finished Grand Rapids in 5:27, at least I&#8217;m faster.&#xA0; Thing that I noted in this picture that had no photo credit is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px" height="140" alt="image" src="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/AtLeastImFastertheKatieHolmes_E0D8/image.png" width="93" align="left" border="0" />I&#8217;m not usually one for the gossip crap that pervades the interwebs, but from Runners World&#8217;s Daily Views blog, the news from the NYC Marathon is Katie Holmes ran it in 5:29.&#xA0; Having finished Grand Rapids in 5:27, at least I&#8217;m faster.&#xA0; Thing that I noted in this picture that had no photo credit is she is wearing headphones, which are usually prohibited in Marathons (according to the race director of the Grand Rapids Marathon, its part of the USATF sanctioning).</p>
<p>Congrats to all the finishers in NYC, including MS. Holmes!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/at-least-im-faster-the-katie-holmes_119/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>How Halo will take over the World</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/how-halo-will-take-over-the-world_99/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/how-halo-will-take-over-the-world_99/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hirlpoo.com/index.php/how-halo-will-take-over-the-world_99/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official.&#160; I am out of the world of Microsoft.&#160; This was confirmed by the fact that I had no clue Halo 3 launched yesterday until a coworker mentioned he was heading to Best Buy to pick up a copy.&#160; His response, &#8220;What, have you been living under a rock? Mountain Dew made special cans [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s official.&nbsp; I am out of the world of Microsoft.&nbsp; This was confirmed by the fact that I had no clue Halo 3 launched yesterday until a coworker mentioned he was heading to Best Buy to pick up a copy.&nbsp; His response, &#8220;What, have you been living under a rock? Mountain Dew made special cans for it &#8211; how do you not know?&#8221;</p>
<p>My XBox 360 basically collects dust in our media cabinet. I think the last game I played on it was Zuma (yeah, I&#8217;m that lame.)&nbsp; Even so, this video from the future is pretty funny.</p>
<p align=center><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzcyMDgx" width="464" height="392" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></p>
<p>I love the part that states the J. Allard&#8217;s first action as the future President is to rename the Grand Canyon &#8220;Blood Gulch.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll probably end up getting a copy eventually, the past games were a lot of fun to play and the story line is decent.&nbsp; Plus I&#8217;ve got two friends bugging me to get it some we could do cooperative play online. The biggest challenge is time. With kids that are five and one, my only time to play is after they&#8217;re asleep which is also my only time to read/watch tv/actually get stuff done around the house.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/how-halo-will-take-over-the-world_99/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Super Mario Theme</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/super-mario-theme_77/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/super-mario-theme_77/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hirlpoo.com/index.php/super-mario-theme_77/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know why I always find the Super Mario Theme amusing when played outside of the video game itself&#160; -&#160;like on guitar or piano.&#160;I didn&#8217;t even own a Nintendo Game System growing up (though I did have an Atari 2600). This one takes the cake.&#160; The Super Mario theme played on Tesla coils: [via [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know why I always find the Super Mario Theme amusing when played outside of the video game itself&nbsp; -&nbsp;like on guitar or piano.&nbsp;I didn&#8217;t even own a Nintendo Game System growing up (though I did have an Atari 2600). This one takes the cake.&nbsp; The Super Mario theme played on Tesla coils:</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VX5V_9s0Gfw" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p>
<p>[via <a href="http://feeds.uneasysilence.com/~r/uneasysilence/blog/~3/140422718/">UNEASYsilence</a>]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/super-mario-theme_77/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Could Skeletor Be Far Behind?</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/could-skeletor-be-far-behind_72/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/could-skeletor-be-far-behind_72/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hirlpoo.com/index.php/could-skeletor-be-far-behind_72/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As previously mentioned, I&#8217;ve been plowing through the inbox after vacation in between fits of actual work productivity.&#160; This one made me chuckle &#8211; some dude in Washing actually changed his middle name to Megatron. I don&#8217;t think Derek&#160;Soundwave Dysart&#160;has the&#160;right ring to it.&#160; Besides, I think most of my family, immediate and extended would [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As previously mentioned, I&#8217;ve been plowing through the inbox after vacation in between fits of actual work productivity.&nbsp; This one made me chuckle &#8211; some dude in Washing actually changed his middle name to <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/punkjr/698895174/">Megatron</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/punkjr/698895174/" atomicselection="true"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="382" alt="image" src="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/CouldSkeletorBeFarBehind_C53A/image.png" width="500" border="0"></a></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think Derek&nbsp;Soundwave Dysart&nbsp;has the&nbsp;right ring to it.&nbsp; Besides, I think most of my family, immediate and extended would disown me.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/could-skeletor-be-far-behind_72/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>More Mike Rowe QVC Goodness</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/more-mike-rowe-qvc-goodness_64/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/more-mike-rowe-qvc-goodness_64/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hirlpoo.com/index.php/more-mike-rowe-qvc-goodness_64/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s scarier, Mike Rowe&#8217;s crush on Arial, or that someone actually recorded this on their VCR back in the early 90&#8242;s. Their foresight is our gain.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/MoreMikeRoweQVCGoodness_C924/image.png" atomicselection="true"><img class="left" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="167" alt="image" src="http://www.hirlpoo.com/images/MoreMikeRoweQVCGoodness_C924/image_thumb.png" width="240" align="left" border="0"> </a>I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s scarier, Mike Rowe&#8217;s crush on Arial, or that someone actually recorded this on their VCR back in the early 90&#8242;s. </p>
<p>Their foresight is our gain.</p>
<p style="clear: both; text-align: center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mDBM8lwVmQo" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/more-mike-rowe-qvc-goodness_64/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Mike Rowe, before Ford, before Discovery Channel</title>
		<link>http://hirlpoo.com/mike-rowe-before-ford-before-discovery-channel_59/</link>
		<comments>http://hirlpoo.com/mike-rowe-before-ford-before-discovery-channel_59/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:56:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.hirlpoo.com/index.php/mike-rowe-before-ford-before-discovery-channel_59/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Before he started doing the Ford Truck commercials and before the various shows on the Discover Channel, Mike Rowe was an on-air personality on QVC. A buddy passed on a link to some old footage from Mike&#8217;s QVC days where he still has the same sense of humor.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Before he started doing the Ford Truck commercials and before the various shows on the Discover Channel, Mike Rowe was an on-air personality on QVC.  A buddy passed on a <a href="http://www.blogyoulikeahurricane.com/2007/06/mike-rowes-greatest-television-moments.html">link</a> to some old footage from Mike&#8217;s QVC days where he still has the same sense of humor.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://hirlpoo.com/mike-rowe-before-ford-before-discovery-channel_59/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

