iPhone in AT&T Stores now! How timely

About a day or two after Apple announced the iPhone, I threw my email into the ”fishbowl” on the AT&T site to get an update when it is available.  I got that email last night:

Wow, thanks AT&T!  Since I’ve been living under a rock for the past two months I had absolutely no clue you could buy these things! Furthermore, since you made no haste in informing me, I’ll do likewise in my rush to go buy one. Hopefully I don’t get a speeding ticket. 

Morons.