Snortin’ Dad

How bad is your drug habit when mix some cocaine in with the ashes of your cremated dad and snort it? I’ve never understood the appeal of the Rolling Stones, especially after all these years. Sure, some of their songs aren’t too bad, but it’s not like I’d drop a couple hundred dollars to see them in concert or something (especially since they usually place huge stadiums and you’d be miles away from the stage). Come to think of it, I doubt I’d go if I got the ticket for free since I could think of quite a bit of other things to spend my time doing.

Then again, maybe the appeal is that someone like Keith Richards still is alive. Comedians have always joked about just how much drugs he does. I guess his latest story only serves to back that claim up.